My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Tommy Tiernan Deirdre O’Kane Emma Doran
Tony Cantwell Jason Byrne Neil Delamere
Jarlath Regan Gearóid Farrelly
Plus many many more!
Tommy Tiernan
Deirdre O’Kane
Emma Doran
Tony Cantwell
Jason Byrne
Neil Delamere
Jarlath Regan
Gearóid Farrelly
Plus many many more!
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
Thursday 24th July
Friday 25th July
Saturday 26th July
Sunday 27th July
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
Iveagh Gardens
24th-27th July
The Iveagh Gardens is a garden (shocker) smack bang in the middle of Dublin, but it’s hidden away behind the National Concert Hall, so it’s got that cool, “oh you’ve never been to the Iveagh Gardens?” thing going on. The entrance is just off Harcourt Street. We’d tell you how to get there, but come on – it’s the 21st century. Put it into Google Maps.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Buy Tickets
Tickets for the Paddy Power Comedy Festival will go on sale at 10am on Friday June 13th on Ticketmaster. You can buy tickets for each individual show, but come in and hang around the festival site for the evening – there’ll be bars and food stalls, and the weather will be unrelentingly reliable glorious sunshine, as is standard in Ireland. To see availability and to purchase tickets for any of the shows, click the link below to visit Ticketmaster.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.