Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
Dylan Moran Gearóid Farrelly Emma Doran
Jason Byrne Neil Delamere
Alison Spittle David O’Doherty
Plus many many more!
Dylan Moran
Tommy Tiernan
Emma Doran
Jason Byrne
Neil Delamere
Alison Spittle
David O’Doherty
Plus many many more!
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
Thursday 23rd July
Friday 24th July
Whelan’s
Comedy Crunch
Aoife Dunne ∙ Kevin McGahern
Danny O’Brien ∙ Breda Hegarty
Cormac Sinnott ∙ Casey Gothard
MC Colm McGlinchey
7.30pm
Craic Den Comedy
Karl Spain ∙ Connor Burns
Colin Murphy ∙ Sophia Wren
Damo Clarke ∙ Chris Watts
MC Eddie Mullarkey
7.30pm
Whelan’s Upstairs
In Stitches
Willie White ∙ William Thompson
Gar Murran ∙ Craig Moran
Shawn Uyosa ∙ Ally Ryan
MC Emman Idama
7.30pm
Saturday 25th July
Whelan’s
Riff Raff Comedy Reunion
Mike Rice ∙ Chris Higgins
Padraig Williams ∙ Marty Gleeson
John Spillane ∙ Richie Bree
MC Brian Gallagher
7.30pm
The Comedy Cellar
Enya Martin ∙ Sinéad Quinlan
Ailish McCarthy ∙ Iain Anderson
Aidan Greene ∙ Eve Darcy
MC Sharon Mannion
7.30pm
The International Comedy Club
Emma Doran ∙ Fred Cooke
Breda Hegarty ∙ Shane Clifford
Martyna Ipsa ∙ Paul Marsh
MC Simon O’Keeffe
7.30pm
Whelan’s Upstairs
Hysteria Comedy Club
Alison Spittle ∙ Felix O’Connor
Lolsy Byrne ∙ Amy Cassidy
Mark Moloney ∙ Ian Lynam
MC Bláithín de Burca
7.30pm
Crash & Burn Comedy
Katie Boyle ∙ Justin Halpin
Jack Dolan ∙ Gary Doyle
Síomha Hennessy ∙ Aaron Chandler
MC Mike Sable
7.30pm
Sunday 26th July
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
Iveagh Gardens
23rd-26th July
The Iveagh Gardens is a garden (shocker) smack bang in the middle of Dublin, but it’s hidden away behind the National Concert Hall, so it’s got that cool, “oh you’ve never been to the Iveagh Gardens?” thing going on. The entrance is just off Harcourt Street. We’d tell you how to get there, but come on – it’s the 21st century. Put it into Google Maps.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
Buy Tickets
Tickets for the Paddy Power Comedy Festival will go on sale at 10am on Friday June 13th on Ticketmaster. You can buy tickets for each individual show, but come in and hang around the festival site for the evening – there’ll be bars and food stalls, and the weather will be unrelentingly reliable glorious sunshine, as is standard in Ireland. To see availability and to purchase tickets for any of the shows, click the link below to visit Ticketmaster.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
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