Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Dylan Moran Foil Arms & Hog Gearóid Farrelly Jason Byrne
Neil Delamere Shane Daniel Byrne Alison Spittle Fern Brady
Chris Kent Mike Rice Aoife Dunne
Plus many many more!
Dylan Moran
Foil Arms & Hogg
Gearóid Farrelly
Jason Byrne
Neil Delamere
Shane Daniel Byrne
Alison Spittle
Fern Brady
Chris Kent
Mike Rice
Aoife Dunne
Plus many many more!
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
Thursday 23rd July
Friday 24th July
Whelan’s
Comedy Crunch
Aoife Dunne ∙ Kevin McGahern
Danny O’Brien ∙ Breda Hegarty
Cormac Sinnott ∙ Casey Gothard
MC Colm McGlinchey
7.30pm
Craic Den Comedy
Karl Spain ∙ Connor Burns
Colin Murphy ∙ Sophia Wren
Damo Clarke ∙ Chris Watts
MC Eddie Mullarkey
9.30pm
Whelan’s Upstairs
In Stitches
Willie White ∙ William Thompson
Gar Murran ∙ Craig Moran
Shawn Uyosa ∙ Ally Ryan
MC Emman Idama
7.30pm
Saturday 25th July
Whelan’s
Riff Raff Comedy Reunion
Mike Rice ∙ Chris Higgins
Padraig Williams ∙ Marty Gleeson
John Spillane ∙ Richie Bree
MC Brian Gallagher
4.30pm
The Comedy Cellar
Enya Martin ∙ Sinéad Quinlan
Ailish McCarthy ∙ Iain Anderson
Aidan Greene ∙ Eve Darcy
MC Sharon Mannion
7.00pm
The International Comedy Club
Emma Doran ∙ Fred Cooke
Breda Hegarty ∙ Shane Clifford
Martyna Ipsa ∙ Paul Marsh
MC Simon O’Keeffe
9.30pm
Whelan’s Upstairs
Hysteria Comedy Club
Alison Spittle ∙ Felix O’Connor
Lolsy Byrne ∙ Amy Cassidy
Mark Moloney ∙ Ian Lynam
MC Bláithín de Burca
4.30pm
Crash & Burn Comedy
Katie Boyle ∙ Justine Megan
Jack Dolan ∙ Gary Doyle
Síomha Hennessy ∙ Aaron Chandler
MC Mike Sable
7.00pm
Sunday 26th July
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
Iveagh Gardens
23rd-26th July
The Iveagh Gardens is a garden (shocker) smack bang in the middle of Dublin, but it’s hidden away behind the National Concert Hall, so it’s got that cool, “oh you’ve never been to the Iveagh Gardens?” thing going on. The entrance is just off Harcourt Street. We’d tell you how to get there, but come on – it’s the 21st century. Put it into Google Maps.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
Buy Tickets
Tickets for the Paddy Power Comedy Festival will go on sale at 10am on Friday June 12th on Ticketmaster. You can buy tickets for each individual show, but come in and hang around the festival site for the evening – there’ll be bars and food stalls, and the weather will be unrelentingly reliable glorious sunshine, as is standard in Ireland. To see availability and to purchase tickets for any of the shows, click the link below to visit Ticketmaster.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
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