Iveagh Gardens
July 25th-28th

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.