Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
Dylan Moran Foil Arms & Hogg Gearóid Farrelly Jason Byrne
Neil Delamere Shane Daniel Byrne Alison Spittle Fern Brady
Chris Kent Mike Rice Aoife Dunne
Plus many many more!
Dylan Moran
Foil Arms & Hogg
Gearóid Farrelly
Jason Byrne
Neil Delamere
Shane Daniel Byrne
Alison Spittle
Fern Brady
Chris Kent
Mike Rice
Aoife Dunne
Plus many many more!
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Thursday 23rd July
Friday 24th July
Whelan’s
Comedy Crunch
Aoife Dunne ∙ Kevin McGahern
Danny O’Brien ∙ Breda Hegarty
Cormac Sinnott ∙ Casey Gothard
MC Colm McGlinchey
7.30pm
Craic Den Comedy
Karl Spain ∙ Connor Burns
Colin Murphy ∙ Sophia Wren
Damo Clarke ∙ Chris Watts
MC Eddie Mullarkey
9.30pm
Whelan’s Upstairs
In Stitches
Willie White ∙ William Thompson
Gar Murran ∙ Craig Moran
Shawn Uyosa ∙ Ally Ryan
MC Emman Idama
7.30pm
Saturday 25th July
Whelan’s
Riff Raff Comedy Reunion
Mike Rice ∙ Chris Higgins
Padraig Williams ∙ Marty Gleeson
John Spillane ∙ Richie Bree
MC Brian Gallagher
4.30pm
The Comedy Cellar
Enya Martin ∙ Sinéad Quinlan
Ailish McCarthy ∙ Iain Anderson
Aidan Greene ∙ Eve Darcy
MC Sharon Mannion
7.00pm
The International Comedy Club
Emma Doran ∙ Fred Cooke
Breda Hegarty ∙ Shane Clifford
Martyna Ipsa ∙ Paul Marsh
MC Simon O’Keeffe
9.30pm
Whelan’s Upstairs
Hysteria Comedy Club
Alison Spittle ∙ Felix O’Connor
Lolsy Byrne ∙ Amy Cassidy
Mark Moloney ∙ Ian Lynam
MC Bláithín de Burca
4.30pm
Crash & Burn Comedy
Katie Boyle ∙ Justine Megan
Jack Dolan ∙ Gary Doyle
Síomha Hennessy ∙ Aaron Chandler
MC Mike Sable
7.00pm
Sunday 26th July
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
Iveagh Gardens
23rd-26th July
The Iveagh Gardens is a garden (shocker) smack bang in the middle of Dublin, but it’s hidden away behind the National Concert Hall, so it’s got that cool, “oh you’ve never been to the Iveagh Gardens?” thing going on. The entrance is just off Harcourt Street. We’d tell you how to get there, but come on – it’s the 21st century. Put it into Google Maps.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Buy Tickets
Tickets for the Paddy Power Comedy Festival will go on sale at 10am on Friday June 12th on Ticketmaster. You can buy tickets for each individual show, but come in and hang around the festival site for the evening – there’ll be bars and food stalls, and the weather will be unrelentingly reliable glorious sunshine, as is standard in Ireland. To see availability and to purchase tickets for any of the shows, click the link below to visit Ticketmaster.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
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