Iveagh Gardens
July 21st-24th
Between July 21st and 24th, Paddy Power are taking our side-hustle in internet lols to a literal greener pasture, and hosting some of the biggest names in comedy at the Paddy Power Comedy Festival, in Dublin’s Iveagh Gardens, for 4 nights of stand-up.
Sit near the front, you’ll be fine. Will Smith is not invited.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
The price of amputations is shocking.
They can cost an arm and a leg.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
Tommy Tiernan Foil Arms & Hog Dylan Moran Deirdre O’Kane Jason Byrne DirtBirds Ardal O’Hanlon Tony Cantwell Patti Harrison Andrew Dismukes Alison Spittle Barry Murphy Chris Kent Colin Geddis Emma Doran Enya Martin Fern Brady Flo and Joan Jarlath Regan Justine Stafford Karl Spain Kevin McAaleer Kevin McGahern Killian Sundermann Michael Fry Neil Delamere Sean Burke Shane Daniel Byrne Shane Todd
Plus many many more!
Tommy Tiernan Foil Arms & Hog Dylan Moran Deirdre O’Kane Jason Byrne DirtBirds Ardal O’Hanlon Tony Cantwell Patti Harrison Andrew Dismukes Alison Spittle Barry Murphy Chris Kent Colin Geddis Emma Doran Enya Martin Fern Brady Flo and Joan Jarlath Regan Justine Stafford Karl Spain Kevin McAaleer Kevin McGahern Killian Sundermann Michael Fry Neil Delamere Sean Burke Shane Daniel Byrne Shane Todd
Plus many many more!
Tommy Tiernan Foil Arms & Hog Dylan Moran Deirdre O’Kane Jason Byrne DirtBirds Ardal O’Hanlon Tony Cantwell Patti Harrison Andrew Dismukes Alison Spittle Barry Murphy Chris Kent Colin Geddis Emma Doran Enya Martin Fern Brady Flo and Joan Jarlath Regan Justine Stafford Karl Spain Kevin McAaleer Kevin McGahern Killian Sunderman Michael Fry Neil Delamere Sean Burke Shane Daniel Byrne Shane Todd
Plus many many more!
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
The price of amputations is shocking.
They can cost an arm and a leg.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
The price of amputations is shocking.
They can cost an arm and a leg.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
Iveagh Gardens
July 21st-24th
The Iveagh Gardens is a garden (shocker) smack bang in the middle of Dublin, but it’s hidden away behind the National Concert Hall, so it’s got that cool, “oh you’ve never been to the Iveagh Gardens?” thing going on. The entrance is just off Harcourt Street. We’d tell you how to get there, but come on – it’s the 21st century. Put it into Google Maps.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
The price of amputations is shocking.
They can cost an arm and a leg.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
Buy Tickets
Tickets for the Paddy Power Comedy Festival will go on sale at 10am on Thurs June 9th on Ticketmaster. You can buy tickets for each individual show, but come in and hang around the festival site for the evening – there’ll be bars and food stalls, and the weather will be unrelentingly reliable glorious sunshine, as is standard in Ireland. To see availability and to purchase tickets for any of the shows, click the link below to visit Ticketmaster.
I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.
I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.
Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.
The price of amputations is shocking.
They can cost an arm and a leg.
People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.
I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.
You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.
My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.
Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.
Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.
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