Iveagh Gardens
July 25th-28th

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.