Iveagh Gardens
July 25th-28th

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.