Iveagh Gardens
July 25th-28th

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

I backed a horse last week at 10 to 1.
It came in at quarter past four.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

Earth, Venus and Mars were going to organise a party.
Unfortunately nobody knew how to planet.

Got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

Jokes about online shopping don’t need much setup.
It’s all in the delivery.

I was addicted to the hokey cokey, but then I turned myself around.

You never forget how to throw a boomerang.
It always comes back to you.

If you want to set up a company and run it then that’s your business.

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Despite a stiff neck, bowed back and feeling strung out,
my doctor says I’m as fit as a fiddle.

Where sport meets comedy, like Man Utd.

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure.

I get really nervous buying groceries online.
I hate putting all my eggs in one basket.

My friend, a milliner, got fired for skiving off work.
She’d just leave at the drop of a hat.